David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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