normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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