i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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