Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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