I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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