Tell her she can't have a vagina
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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