No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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