if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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