I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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