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i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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