How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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