is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
we're so committed to being not committed
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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