Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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