I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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