ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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