He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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