Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Randomize
