well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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