absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Randomize
