My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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