ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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