So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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