I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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