i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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