The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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