why im i the only drunk person in the library?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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