real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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