3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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