I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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