absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you would pick up someone in the library
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Randomize
