i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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