I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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