Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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