Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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