We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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