well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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