U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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