No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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