so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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