I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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