I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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