Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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