It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Congratulations! We have a period
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
