i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
porn star boner night. come get it.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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