Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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