just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
