i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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