Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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