I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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