we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize