return my video game
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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