It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
