I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I would fuck him just for his dog
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